My uncle, and his landlord, at the time, bought a pair of twin calves, that were just weened. They put them in a common pasture, that the landlord owned, that had a check fence down the middle. Now both of these guys were real characters, so anything was possible. One morning on his way to work, my uncle drove by the pasture, and saw his calf laying on the ground. He check the calf, and found it to be dead. Since they were identical twins, he simply put the dead calf over on the landlord side, and replaced it with the landlords live one. Uncle Red worked for the road department driving a pilot car on a local road project at the time. About noon, the landlord showed up with sad hangdog face, and told uncle Red he had driven past the cow pasture and found Red's calf dead. These two were constantly doing this kind of stuff to each other. Somebody should have written a Sitcom about them.
Hungry Horse
