Thank you all for the help! I have sent off a couple of PMs in search of wood.
Smart Dog....I don't have anything specific in mind for the fowler (mostly because I don't know my elbow from a hot rock about fowlers), but I do have a Colerain 16 gage Griffin barrel on the way and I was going to contact you about some recommendations / guidance (read that "adult supervision") on this project....if you're willing.
Dan.....I love the "government paid vacation" description. And I bet your guardian angel worked harder than mine. We will need to swap "sea stories' at some point about our respective times working at lower than minimum wage for Uncle Sam...
Daryl...I am actually on my fourth guardian angel. Two previous ones quit and another is in a rehab facility for angels that are too conscientious about their job and suffer from mental problems. I think the one I have now is betting I won't live that much longer so I won't be a problem soon....
And your wife was correct....they don't call them "donor cycles" for nothing. The boat is probably a better idea....However, in my case, the "boats" were made of steel, floating in salt water, internally generating enough 440 VAC electrical power to run a small city, and all the spare spaces were jammed full of high explosives and flammable liquids. What could possibly go wrong