Polish a fly....................? I noticed when trying to hold the wee, tiny, little booger with my smallest pair of hemostats, it was cool watching it 'fly'.......no pun intended, across the room! As soon as I can catch a flea, I will practice trying to wipe its buttocks, with tiny pieces of toilet paper. Now, I ask myself: do I really care how well it works? What a masochist I am.............!