Back when I'd hunt with a couple of guys from work, the rule was that anyone coming home emptyhanded would have to eat Tofu until the next hunt.
Never a problem, until another guy in the dept. invited himself along one year. He never fired a double set trigger before, and was so excited that I thought he'd wet himself on the first shot at the range. We taught him how to sight, how to breathe and how to squeeze the trigger, and finally removed the spring and adjustment screw so he had to use the trigger un-set. Nevertheless, he persisted in more often than not shooting holes in the clouds.
The hunt came, and out we went. He was an accomplished camper and great open fire cook, he just wasn't meant to pull the trigger. We ate well, he did all the cooking & clean-up, and at the end of the hunt 3 days later, came home empty handed. His wife was already notified of his new diet, and throughout the year, as was Security at the front gate, who inspected his lunch, occasionally confiscating some Burger King, beef Jerkey or Pepperoni sticks. A little brisket and some chops, and the front gate was really helpful.
Was hoping that he'd come along the next year, but his wife nixed the idea. Apparently Tofu dishes not only played havoc with his temper, but also his digestive tract & she didn't want the possibility of another year of foul mood and frequent bathroom clean-up.
