Back in the early '60s when I was in college, one of the brains in my dorm who was a triple major in chemistry, math, and physics, got tired of being aroused from a sound sleep after others came in from a night on the town. In the chem lab, he concocted what he called "gun cotton". While they were out getting plowed, he would go in their room, remove the ceiling light bulb, and stuffed some of this in the light socket. He would also rig up a bucket of water that would dump on them about the same time as they flipped the light switch. While it wasn't a cure-all, I do remember late evening screams, yells, and threats from those involved!