You should probably abandon common sense, quit your job, leave your family in the lurch and come to Harrisburg Pa., in a little less than a month because the Farm Center is going to have a huge bash. Since moving into the Lehigh Valley I have learned that there are more contemporary rifle makers running around today than there were in the eighteenth century. Lots of Hawkens on the range here.
Now, I should warn you that I don't know what you'd do after you abandon common sense, quit your job, leave your family in the lurch and come to Harrisburg Pa. because I live only forty minutes away and would not do any of those things, but....
Um Juss Sayn
Don't shoot yore eye out, kid
The Capgun Kid
