Horse,
I get what you're saying... but for relatively new members like me, I find it educational to read these threads. Yes, I have read the whole thing. For me, it is enlightening to see all the variations of patch lube that work for various members here. For someone like me, with very little muzzleloading background, I would have assumed that there are only certain lubes that work, but clearly there are lots of variations that work for a variety of situations.
FWIW, I would love to use deer and bear tallow... but I have access to neither.
Nevertheless, you have inspired me to finally try that old bottle of Neatsfoot oil... I hope it's still good, though... it has been stored in a non-climate-controlled storage, which gets really hot in summertime. It looks fine... not cloudy or congealed.