There is documentation for this problem of bucket holes.
There was an old frontier song
we sang in grade school....
There is a hole on my bucket dear Lysa,dear Lysa ,
there is a hole in my bucket dear Lysa a hole
Then plug it dear Willie dear Willie dear Willie.
So this obviously isn't a new problem
.
Anyway those sharp tangs make dandy bits for bow drills for you experimental archaeologists,smart alecks ,
living history types and old school builders.
All of whom probably have dirty barrels and thin, bent- once- then- straightened tangs.
If you simply cover your plastic 5 gallon pickle bucket with waxed canvas and paint it ''HB'' ,and don't say anything ,no one will be the wiser.
Not everything done two hundred years ago was such a great idea.Burning witches and phlogiston come to mind.
Geez Louise.
Mr Moderator, they are picking on me for my fat round tangs.