Ye old minutes
from ye old manuscript
of ye [OLD MASTERS]
conversing regarding
THE USE
of ye old
GOLDEN MEAN
So Wolfgang Haga looked over at J. P. Beck with a quizzical look, “So’d you ever use that Golden Mean thing on the gons you did?”
Beck looked back at Haga, “You bet! Used it on every gon I did! An You?”
“Naw,” said Haga. “I never heard about it til long after I was dead.” “Besides,” he continued, “my gons look a lot better than yo’rs so wouldn’t made no nohow anyways.”
Beck frowned at his ol buddy. “$#*! you say! Mine are gorgeous, they’re symmetrical, hellsbells, they’re ny on perfect!”
“Well, that’s a matter of opinion!” shot back Haga. “Mine are pure simplistic beauty!”
“And woulda looked a lot better ifn you’d a used the Golden Mean!” fired back Beck.
“Guys, guys, no need to argue the point,” Joe Long said. “I think,,,,,,”
“What the heck do you know Mr. Johnny come lately,” Haga croaked. “I been dead a least twice as long as you!”
“Geeeze,” Long moaned and rolled his eyes. “Beck was just sayin that ifn,,,”
“Ifn nothing!” Haga retorted. “Plenty a guys in the future payin plenty of money for my gons!”
“Not as much as mine!” Beck chuckled. “And least I signed my gons using the Golden Mean so them that bought them would know who made it.”
“Ah pooo! That Golden Mean thing ain’t worth a hoot, and I didn’t need to sign mine cause everyone already knows who made em!”
“Didn’t sign em cause ya didn’t know how!” Beck laughed.
“Didn’t sign um cause I didn’t need to!” Haga stammered.
“Well I signed mine, and I used the Golden Mean,” Joe long smiled, an I,,,,,”
“Phewww!” Haga interrupted. “Those dang things you made ain’t even gons, didn’t even use the right kinda locks, signed and Golden Mean or not! And besides, what kinda name is Joe, ain't no gon makers name, sounds like a plumbers name to me!”
“Well I beg to differ!” Long growned. “And least I didn’t blow my shop up with a keg a powder!
“Huuh, minor mishap, and Beg all ya want,” Haga dismissed. “You guys are tiring me out, so’s ya don’t mind, I’m gonna turn over in my grave and take a nap!”
So there you have it. Proof, right from the [OLD MASTERS]
John